*Jokes may contain profanity
What would you call Popeye The sailor man if he was a camera man?
Popeye DSLR Man
Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards...
... but he's strong to the Finnish!
What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
He sticks it in Olive Oyl...
What do Popeye's fingers smell like ?
Olive Oyl
They named a chicken joint “Popeye’s...”
...because they stick it in Olive Oil.
What part of Popeye never rusts?
The part that he sticks in Olive Oyl.
Why did Popeye beat up the Pope?
He heard he was going to Mount Olive
How does Popeye like his martini prepared?
One Olive on the rocks.
I thought Popeye was my dad
Because he's always chugging something from a can and beating up whoever my mom is fucking.
Why did Popeye never get laid?
Because Olive Oil was extra virgin.
If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach
Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
What was Popeye's last name?
Pimento, because he comes in an Olive.
What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?
Olive My Love
What’s the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?
Popeye’s Knob
If you combine Basil, Parmesan, Pinenuts and Olive Oil you get Pesto. What do you get when you mix Olive Oil, Spinach and Sweet Peas?
You get the comic and cartoon classic Popeye.
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